Why we need to invest in timetravel…

Posted November 14th, 2008 under , , ,
Before we know it, some psychologically scarred cyborg rat will take over the US droid army, read the thoughts of the Canadian scientists, reprogram the satellite to bomb strategic human targets with asteroids and then laugh at us as we scream into the sky “WHY?!??!”

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Waiting and reflecting

Posted November 4th, 2008 under , ,

It’s going to be a close one.  I could be wrong, but I believe the nation is more evenly divided than supporters of Obama think.  I hope McCain wins, but I’ll support whatever the outcome.

Here’s what scares me… all these extreme liberal hollywood-types, bloggers and twitterers who are loudly claiming that if Obama loses, they’re moving out of the country.  Or they are claiming blood will flow in a second civil war.  They are out there and they are saying it.  They said it in 2004, but shockingly, never moved.  I’ll tell them the same thing I told my son when, a few weeks back, he came up to me crying because he was terrified that Obama might become president.  It seems some kid at school told him that if Obama became president, everyone would lose their homes.

Calm down.

Breath.

Being an American is voicing your opinion, speaking out for your rights, debating issues, but supporting your President no matter who holds the office.  Both candidates are up for election because they are smart and care about their nation.  You may not agree with how they want to help people, but you have to accept that they do.  It’s your responsibility to inform them of your opinion through your local, state and federal representatives.  Protesting is your right, but respect the office and understand that even in a close election, millions of Americans agree with that individual. With the exception of three states and the District of Columbus, Bush received over 40% of the popular vote in the states that gave their electoral votes to Kerry in 2004.  

Do not dismiss points of view that you do not agree with.  Do not dismiss them out of hand as racist, uneducated, uninformed or selfish without discussing them with others.  Do not generalize.  Generalization leads to stereotyping which leads to prejudice.  Do not find hate where no hate is intended.

Talk to people.  Not just to people who believe what you believe, but to those who you don’t agree with.  At the end of the day, we all want the same basic things out of life.  Respect them for their differences and understand that it’s ok to disagree.

At the end of the day, one person in the Presidential office has little ability to disrupt directly my life.  The government can tax me more, but eliminating any of my rights has to come through Congress and my representatives.  Granted, if the Democrats receive a filibuster majority, passing laws that do not represent my interests my become easier. But put several hundred people together, several looking out only for their own interests, the chances of any socially impacting, economically impacting legislation is low.  It’s possible.  We’ve seen it before, but I’m not losing sleep.

I take responsibility for my financial outlook.  I manage my debt and work to earn a future for my family.  I will voice my approval or disapproval and in 2 to 4 years, the process will begin again.

I love my country.  I know these people I disagree with passionately about the direction or leadership love this country, too.

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Notice to All Employees

Posted October 28th, 2008 under , , , , ,

Sent from a friend…

Notice to All Employees

As of November 5, 2008, when Obama is officially elected into office, our company will install a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales commissions into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a ‘fair shake.’

2. All hourly employees will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help those who are ‘too busy for overtime’ to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as ‘the government.’ We will not participate in this ‘pooling’ experience because the law doesn’t apply to us.

4. The ‘government’ will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard ‘for the good of all.’

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it’s ‘good to spread the wealth..’ Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more ‘patriotic.’

6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don’t feel bad though, because President Obama will give you ‘FREE’ healthcare, ‘FREE’ handouts, ‘FREE’ oil for heating your home, ‘FREE’ food stamps, and he’ll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can’t pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn’t all Americans be entitled to a flat screen TV and a nice looking hair?) !!! If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to re-think your vote on November 4th.

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Halloween Humor

Posted October 23rd, 2008 under , , ,

Someone sent this to me and I just had to share it with you…

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Octopusses… Octopi? Octopedal!

Posted August 14th, 2008 under , , , , ,

Great… as if the two armed snake isn’t bad enough… now they are reporting that an octopus really has 6 arms and 2 legs… LEGS! How long do you think an octopus can hold it’s breath? What if the “armed” snakes team up with the “legged” octopi? With Bigfoot rumoured dead, we can only hope the chupacabra defense league can defend us. Just need to make sure the Texas rangers don’t stop them.

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