Amature’s Guide to Time Travel

Posted August 1st, 2008 under ,

Ok, chrononauts, tomorrow I’m heading back 20 years… but as you all know, we don’t have the energy to actually send a physical time travel device backwards in time.  Forwards is easy.  It sits there and moves with the rest of us.  Moving it faster then normal time progression… well, that’s another story.

So, I’m sending my consciousness back.  Like most time travel, I’ll only be able to  catch glimpses of the past through memory recursion.  Of course, the entire procedure requires a large quantity of alcohol to stimulate the temporal-conscious-pathways.  History (ha, I know) has shown us that undertaking such a voyage is best conducted as close to the original geography of events as possible.  With that in mind, I’ll be transferring my equipment to West Fargo, North Dakota, USA for the next 3 days and surrounding myself with individuals involved with the earlier timeline.

Wish me luck and I’ll be seeing some of you several years ago.

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Going to India and TimeTravel

Posted March 3rd, 2008 under ,

I’m heading to India for a couple of weeks for work.  In the odd way life works, a few people I used to work with at the old place will be there the same time/same city (Bangalore).  It looks like Ning’s old man and I will hook up for some beers and wild time.

The trip is starting out awesome already and I haven’t left Columbus.  My flight into O’Hare is canceled and they put me on one leaving 2 hours later.  The vague voice on my voicemail reassured me there was plenty of time to make my connecting flight out of O’Hare to Heathrow.  I hate O’Hare.  These things always happen there.  They’ve pissed off some Norse God fursure.

So, I really like reading timetravel or alternate history stories.  You know, like the ones with premises that start out…

What if the city of Nantucket was sent back thousands of years ago…?
What if the South didn’t lose the Civil War…?
What if Lou Ferigno didn’t play the Hulk…?
What if you discovered time travel, but could only go forward in time… how would you get “home”?
What if you suffered from Chrono-Displacement and your wife met you in a field when she was 6…?

Well… I can go on and on.  I really love this stuff.  So, now, I have a place to shop so that I’m prepared if I’m ever thrust back in time and splinter reality into another parrallel reality!  Time Travel Market

Obviously, they will do well there.  They already did in the future.

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