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Octopusses… Octopi? Octopedal!

By On August 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment · In Bigfoot, chupacabra, Octopedal, Random, snakes with hands, Texas, you're only paranoid if they don't kill you

Great… as if the two armed snake isn’t bad enough… now they are reporting that an octopus really has 6 arms and 2 legs… LEGS! How long do you think an octopus can hold it’s breath? What if the “armed” snakes team up with the “legged” octopi? With Bigfoot rumoured [...]

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I hate snakes

By On August 12, 2008 · 7 Comments · In life, snakes, snakes with hands, weird fucking snakes, what scares me, you're only paranoid if they don't kill you

I’ve never liked snakes… As a kid, I’d run to the couch at night and jump on it with my feet curled under me. Those bastards would sneak off the ships down at Lake Superior, slither the mile or so through the streets and backyards to our apartment on the second floor of the house [...]

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