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	<title>ConleyWorld &#187; you&#8217;re only paranoid if they don&#8217;t kill you</title>
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		<title>One step closer to Skynet, folks</title>
		<link>http://conleyworld.com/2009/02/24/one-step-closer-to-skynet-folks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Sure, you may think I&#8217;m nutz, but that&#8217;s what they said about Einstein, Edison, John Wayne, General Paton, Captain Kangaroo, Buck Rogers, John Crichton&#8230; and so many more.</p> <p>As I&#8217;ve posted before, we are on the brink of a Robot-controlled world.</p> <p>Here&#8217;s another brick in that wall.  <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-13639_3-10169564-42.html?part=rss&#38;subj=news&#38;tag=2547-1_3-0-20">Borg-like cybots may patrol government networks </a></p> <p>Yep, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sure, you may think I&#8217;m nutz, but that&#8217;s what they said about Einstein, Edison, John Wayne, General Paton, Captain Kangaroo, Buck Rogers, John Crichton&#8230; and so many more.</p>
<p>As I&#8217;ve posted before, we are on the brink of a Robot-controlled world.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s another brick in that wall.  <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-13639_3-10169564-42.html?part=rss&amp;subj=news&amp;tag=2547-1_3-0-20">Borg-like cybots may patrol government networks </a></p>
<p>Yep, someone in the government thinks this is a good idea.  If they name the damn thing Locutus, I&#8217;m outa here.</p>
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		<title>Why we need to invest in timetravel&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://conleyworld.com/2008/11/14/why-we-need-to-invest-in-timetravel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/080806-droid-army.html" target="_blank">Will the U.S. Have a Droid Army?</a> &#8220;The U.S. military may be 30 percent robotic by the year 2020&#8230;&#8221; <a href="http://www.livescience.com/technology/080814-robot-brain.html" target="_blank">Robocop is coming and he wants your cheese&#8230;</a> &#8220;The brain drives the robot&#8217;s movements.&#8221; <a href="http://www.thetechherald.com/article.php/200827/1399/Canadian-Space-Agency-prepares-to-seek-out-Earth-killing-asteroids" target="_blank">What if Canada fails to save us from the asteroids?</a> &#8220;If such an event were to [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/080806-droid-army.html" target="_blank">Will the U.S. Have a Droid Army?</a> &#8220;The U.S. military may be 30 percent robotic by the year 2020&#8230;&#8221;</li>
<li><a href="http://www.livescience.com/technology/080814-robot-brain.html" target="_blank">Robocop is coming and he wants your cheese&#8230;</a> &#8220;The brain drives the robot&#8217;s movements.&#8221;</li>
<li><a href="http://www.thetechherald.com/article.php/200827/1399/Canadian-Space-Agency-prepares-to-seek-out-Earth-killing-asteroids" target="_blank">What if Canada fails to save us from the asteroids?</a> &#8220;If such an event were to take place above a thriving modern city, the amount of damage caused would likely see the city levelled while loss of <a href="http://conleyworld.com/tag/life/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with life">life</a> would also be potentially catastrophic.&#8221;</li>
<li><a href="http://today.uci.edu/news/release_detail.asp?key=1808" target="_blank">Telepathic Computers: they&#8217;ll know what you are thinking&#8230;</a> &#8220;work with experts in automatic speech recognition and in brain imaging at other universities to research a brain-computer interface with applications in military, medical and commercial settings&#8221;</li>
<li><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1085059/Pictured-The-robot-pull-faces-just-like-human-being.html">Robots who can mimic human expressions&#8230;</a> &#8220;They might easily be fooled to think that this robot not only looks like a human and behaves like a human, but that it can also feel like a human. And that&#8217;s not true.&#8221;</li>
<li><a href="http://news.cnet.com/2300-1008_3-6246291-1.html?tag=mncol">Future Combat Systems, here and now </a> <img class="size-medium wp-image-328 alignright" title="armymil-2008-08-07-162425_540x358" src="http://conleyworld.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/armymil-2008-08-07-162425_540x358-300x198.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="158" />&#8220;The grander future envisioned for FCS &#8230; getting all the many software-intensive FCS pieces&#8211;robots, sensors, howitzers&#8211;and soldiers themselves linked on a ubiquitous, high-speed wireless network.&#8221;</li>
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<div>Before we know it, some psychologically scarred cyborg rat will take over the US droid army, read the thoughts of the Canadian scientists, reprogram the satellite to bomb strategic human targets with asteroids and then laugh at us as we scream into the sky &#8220;WHY?!??!&#8221;</div>
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		<title>Waiting and reflecting</title>
		<link>http://conleyworld.com/2008/11/04/waiting-and-reflecting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s going to be a close one.  I could be wrong, but I believe the nation is more evenly divided than supporters of Obama think.  I hope McCain wins, but I&#8217;ll support whatever the outcome.</p> <p>Here&#8217;s what scares me&#8230; all these extreme liberal hollywood-types, bloggers and twitterers who are loudly claiming that if Obama loses, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s going to be a close one.  I could be wrong, but I believe the nation is more evenly divided than supporters of Obama think.  I hope McCain wins, but I&#8217;ll support whatever the outcome.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what scares me&#8230; all these extreme liberal hollywood-types, bloggers and twitterers who are loudly claiming that if Obama loses, they&#8217;re moving out of the country.  Or they are claiming blood will flow in a second civil war.  They are out there and they are saying it.  They said it in 2004, but shockingly, never moved.  I&#8217;ll tell them the same thing I told my son when, a few weeks back, he came up to me crying because he was terrified that Obama might become president.  It seems some kid at school told him that if Obama became president, everyone would lose their homes.</p>
<p>Calm down.</p>
<p>Breath.</p>
<p>Being an American is voicing your opinion, speaking out for your rights, debating issues, but supporting your President no matter who holds the office.  Both candidates are up for election because they are smart and care about their nation.  You may not agree with how they want to help people, but you have to accept that they do.  It&#8217;s your responsibility to inform them of your opinion through your local, state and federal representatives.  Protesting is your right, but respect the office and understand that even in a close election, millions of Americans agree with that individual. With the exception of three states and the District of Columbus, Bush received over 40% of the popular vote in the states that gave their electoral votes to Kerry in 2004.  </p>
<p>Do not dismiss points of view that you do not agree with.  Do not dismiss them out of hand as racist, uneducated, uninformed or selfish without discussing them with others.  Do not generalize.  Generalization leads to stereotyping which leads to prejudice.  Do not find hate where no hate is intended.</p>
<p>Talk to people.  Not just to people who believe what you believe, but to those who you don&#8217;t agree with.  At the end of the day, we all want the same basic things out of <a href="http://conleyworld.com/tag/life/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with life">life</a>.  Respect them for their differences and understand that it&#8217;s ok to disagree.</p>
<p>At the end of the day, one person in the Presidential office has little ability to disrupt directly my life.  The government can tax me more, but eliminating any of my rights has to come through Congress and my representatives.  Granted, if the Democrats receive a filibuster majority, passing laws that do not represent my interests my become easier. But put several hundred people together, several looking out only for their own interests, the chances of any socially impacting, economically impacting legislation is low.  It&#8217;s possible.  We&#8217;ve seen it before, but I&#8217;m not losing sleep.</p>
<p>I take responsibility for my financial outlook.  I manage my debt and work to earn a future for my family.  I will voice my approval or disapproval and in 2 to 4 years, the process will begin again.</p>
<p>I love my country.  I know these people I disagree with passionately about the direction or leadership love this country, too.</p>
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		<title>Notice to All Employees</title>
		<link>http://conleyworld.com/2008/10/28/notice-to-all-employees/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Sent from a friend&#8230;</p> <p>Notice to All Employees</p> <p>As of November 5, 2008, when Obama is officially elected into office, our company will install a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:</p> <p>1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales commissions into a common pool that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sent from a friend&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>Notice to All Employees</p>
<p>As of November 5, 2008, when Obama is officially elected into office, our company will install a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:</p>
<p>1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales commissions into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you.  This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a &#8216;fair shake.&#8217;</p>
<p>2. All hourly employees will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves.  This will help those who are &#8216;too busy for overtime&#8217; to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.</p>
<p>3. All top management will now be referred to as &#8216;the government.&#8217;  We will not participate in this &#8216;pooling&#8217; experience because the law doesn&#8217;t apply to us.</p>
<p>4. The &#8216;government&#8217; will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard &#8216;for the good of all.&#8217;</p>
<p>5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it&#8217;s &#8216;good to spread the wealth..&#8217;  Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity;  those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more &#8216;patriotic.&#8217;</p>
<p>6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks.  Don&#8217;t feel bad though, because President Obama will give you &#8216;FREE&#8217; healthcare, &#8216;FREE&#8217; handouts, &#8216;FREE&#8217; oil for heating your home, &#8216;FREE&#8217; food stamps, and he&#8217;ll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can&#8217;t pay your mortgage.  If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn&#8217;t all Americans be entitled to a flat screen TV and a nice looking hair?) !!!                      If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to re-think your vote on November 4th.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Halloween Humor</title>
		<link>http://conleyworld.com/2008/10/23/halloween-humor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Someone sent this to me and I just had to share it with you&#8230;</p> <p><a href="http://conleyworld.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/roundcube.jpeg"></a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone sent this to me and I just had to share it with you&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://conleyworld.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/roundcube.jpeg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-285" title="roundcube" src="http://conleyworld.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/roundcube.jpeg" alt="" width="500" height="422" /></a></p>
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		<title>Octopusses&#8230; Octopi? Octopedal!</title>
		<link>http://conleyworld.com/2008/08/14/octopusses-octopi-octopedal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Great&#8230; as if the <a href="http://conleyworld.com/2008/08/12/i-hate-snakes/" target="_blank">two armed snake isn&#8217;t bad enough</a>&#8230; now they are reporting that <a href="http://truemors.nowpublic.com/?p=31873" target="_blank">an octopus really has 6 arms and 2 legs&#8230; LEGS</a>! How long do you think an octopus can hold it&#8217;s breath? What if the &#8220;armed&#8221; snakes team up with the &#8220;legged&#8221; octopi? With <a href="http://conleyworld.com/2008/08/14/good-bye-big-friend/">Bigfoot rumoured [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great&#8230; as if the <a href="http://conleyworld.com/2008/08/12/i-hate-snakes/" target="_blank">two armed snake isn&#8217;t bad enough</a>&#8230; now they are reporting that <a href="http://truemors.nowpublic.com/?p=31873" target="_blank">an octopus really has 6 arms and 2 legs&#8230; LEGS</a>!  How long do you think an octopus can hold it&#8217;s breath?  What if the &#8220;armed&#8221; snakes team up with the &#8220;legged&#8221; octopi?  With <a href="http://conleyworld.com/2008/08/14/good-bye-big-friend/">Bigfoot rumoured dead</a>, we can only hope the <a href="http://is.gd/1rR8" target="_blank">chupacabra defense league</a> can defend us.  Just need to make sure the Texas rangers don&#8217;t stop them.</p>
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		<title>I hate snakes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:21:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve never liked snakes&#8230; As a kid, I&#8217;d run to the couch at night and jump on it with my feet curled under me. Those bastards would sneak off the ships down at Lake Superior, slither the mile or so through the streets and backyards to our apartment on the second floor of the house [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve never liked snakes&#8230; As a kid, I&#8217;d run to the couch at night and jump on it with my feet curled under me. Those bastards would sneak off the ships down at Lake Superior, slither the mile or so through the streets and backyards to our apartment on the second floor of the house in the West End of Duluth and lay in wait for me.  They hung out in packs of mixed breeds, knowing instinctively that they could use their diverse abilities to more quickly take me down and then spend hours&#8230; days torturing me, eating bits of me to sustain them until finally killing me and having their full meal.</p>
<p>As I&#8217;ve gotten older, I&#8217;ve realized how preposterous it all was.  Their plan was easily stopped by simply moving.  Snakes couldn&#8217;t read.  They&#8217;d never be able to track me.  As long as I stayed away from major ports, I&#8217;d be ok&#8230; and buy couches that were very close to the floor&#8230; and not leave my feet hanging over the side of the bed at night.</p>
<p>About 6 years ago, I was walking down the blacktop driveway that wound through the trees on the 4 acres we had.  Laying in the middle of the road was a 5ft long, huge, midnight black snake.  It just stared at me.  That&#8217;s when I knew I had grown complacent.  Several years and several states later, they found me.  Slowly, without taking my eyes off of this venomous beast, I picked up a handful of rocks from the side of the road.  It would be pointless in killing it.  They would know I was there and just send more.  My only hope was to get past it.  The first rock sailed over it&#8217;s body.  The second bounced wildly to the right.  The third thumped into it&#8217;s bulging middle.  The tip of the tail twitched and I let a quiet breath out.  The fourth repeated the thump and with an amused glance, it slide into the underbrush.  A quick sprint back to the house, check to make sure the kids and wife were locked inside safely, I jumped on the computer.  It was a black rat snake.  These bastards climb trees and drop on small animals in order to knock them unconscious and slowly ingest them.  We moved shortly after for completely unrelated reasons.</p>
<p>Now, this&#8230; <a href="http://is.gd/10Fi" target="_blank">WTF?!?</a></p>
<div id="attachment_123" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 262px"><a href="http://conleyworld.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/the_ajolote.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-123" title="the_ajolote" src="http://conleyworld.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/the_ajolote.jpg" alt="The Ajolote - one messed up snake" width="252" height="194" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Ajolote - one messed up snake</p></div>
<p>What kind of genetic experimentation have these snakes been up to?  I&#8217;ve greatly underestimated them.  They can have HANDS&#8230; That means locks won&#8217;t stop them&#8230; they can drive&#8230; hell, they can steal airplanes and pilot them.  I bet if a couple of these guys were in &#8220;Snakes on a Plane&#8221; it would have ended very differently.</p>
<p>And check this snake out&#8230; he&#8217;s not just sitting their like other snakes with that dumbass tongue darting out&#8230; he&#8217;s looking at you&#8230; he knows you are there&#8230; and he&#8217;s thinking&#8230; I&#8217;m going thru that camera and gonna crawl into your house and climb up onto your bed and just sit there resting my head on my hands staring at you when you sleep!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m WARNING YOU<br />
they are evolving<br />
they are smart<br />
they are pissed off<br />
they are coming for me and will be looking for you next&#8230;</p>
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