I’m a dad
I didn’t come up with this application to date my daughter, but recent events have forced me to think about adopting it. For several weeks, my daughter Maggie has been packing a very specific lunch:
Peanut butter and banana sandwich carrots chips brownie chocolate milk fruit by the foot Now, [...]
had a dream last night…
It was night. I was in a room in some third-world poverty level city. The room lacked carpet, was clean. It seemed more of an extended stay dwelling than an actual hotel. I looked out the curtain-less window and new the city. It sat on the shore of a landlocked [...]
One summer we had a lot of flooding on our farm in rural North Dakota. Our house had a pretty decent incline for the front yard and the lower portion was filled with water. Somehow, frogs took hold and began spawning. Before too long, the front yard was filled with croaking, green amphibians.
It was [...]
Open Letter to the Guy with the Expedition
Dear Sir,
I was the individual following you for 25 minutes today on my way to work. Perhaps you noticed me? It was a long drive through the snow for what would normally have taken me 5 minutes. We really didn’t have the opportunity to talk. You seemed pretty focused driving down the middle of [...]
Someone (Thanks, Ben!) commented on my note listing out some quotes I like. I had incorrectly attributed a quote by William J. H. Boetcker to Abraham Lincoln. I’m glad I have the correct attribution, but am not too upset. It seems Ronald Reagan made the same mistake. Here is the full quote of “The Ten [...]
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