• irrigation company sched’d 2 turn on system @8:30 today 4 $80 – 15 min late, so I left. If u want my business, b on time for ur 1st appt #
  • ive no issue w/ local companies following me on twttr, but am annoyed 2 all hell at the snakeskin salesmen of the 21st century hocking t … #
  • @kurtludlow10TV he’s looking to raise tax revenues w/o cutting government spending. If you always grow govt, budgets will never balance in reply to kurtludlow10TV #
  • @tomchau that’s blasphemy to even joke about falling asleep during the star trek screening in reply to tomchau #
  • @jenlen Ticks come right off when you hold a lit match or hot ember to them! :-) in reply to jenlen #
  • Bittersweet moment… star trek tickets bought & paid 4 for Friday on UltraScreen; Dom Deluise passed away- no more cannonball run movies #
  • SPOILER ALERT!!! I’m Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! #
  • @ben_stiller I bet that’s what you tell your wife in reply to ben_stiller #
  • Physicists and Economists debate the existence of Vampires http://tr.im/kzs5 #
  • @jenlen wow, that tic on the left is hairy in reply to jenlen #
  • proof of a scarred corp employee: reaction to smiles & constant eye contact is wondering when random rifs will occur #
  • getting a diet mountain dew… let me know if you need something! #
  • @mindykaling what is the “right” number of spiders to have in your bed? in reply to mindykaling #
  • @jenlen You never stopped by my desk for your diet coke, popcorn and chocolate covered pretzels in reply to jenlen #
  • I love the friday morning false optimism people have… never lasts longer then sunday afternoon when they realize tomorrow is Monday #
  • RT @pinkelephantpun: New Post: Nancy Pelosi Is A Liar. Anyone else stunned? http://bit.ly/aamyV #SGP #TCOT #lyingliar #wickedwitch #
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