CSI: Sesame
Posted April 18th, 2008 under I'm just not rightIt’s always sad when someone loved by millions, filled with so much potential makes wrong decisions and let their life get away from them. They lose focus and forget what’s important. Early this morning, in my basement, Elmo was found dead. Early forensics indicate he died from a self-inflicted blast from a clone trouper blaster. At this time, Big Bird has not made any statements, but Mr Aloysius Snuffleupagus was quoted as saying “That little bastard deserves everything he got. He took my privacy away, so screw him! He was a damned coke head, anyways…” … an obvious reference to Elmo’s alleged involvement in the “outing” of Mr. Snuffleupagus.
April 21st, 2008 at 4:53 pm
What a tragic loss.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:32 pm
This reminds me… Many years ago, one of my teammates totaled her pickup truck on the way to Erie, PA for one of our hockey games. A semi clipped the front of her truck sending her spinning onto the other side of the highway where an oncoming semi hit the back of her truck. Fortunately my teammate was okay aside from a few bruises. Her passenger was a Tickle-Me-Elmo. When the second truck hit, Elmo was thrown into the front windshield hard enough to trigger his laughing mechanism. My teammate said she was in tears, and Elmo was laughing hysterically. She recalled telling him out loud, “Dammit, this is NOT funny!”
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:55 pm
I believe Mr Snuffleupagus would state that as further evidence of Elmo’s coke addition. Although, depending on when the car accident took place, that could have been his LSD phase.