It’s always sad when someone loved by millions, filled with so much potential makes wrong decisions and let their life get away from them. They lose focus and forget what’s important. Early this morning, in my basement, Elmo was found dead. Early forensics indicate he died from a self-inflicted blast from a clone trouper blaster. At this time, Big Bird has not made any statements, but Mr Aloysius Snuffleupagus was quoted as saying “That little bastard deserves everything he got. He took my privacy away, so screw him! He was a damned coke head, anyways…” … an obvious reference to Elmo’s alleged involvement in the “outing” of Mr. Snuffleupagus.